Let the festivities begin
I hereby thank all the gods that I don't believe in and I declare that all peasants rejoice. For once again, the gods have stepped in, in the form of a military person albeit surrounded by the usual suspects, to save this country and nation from the greatest disaster. I kowtow to them all. And can't help but wonder if it weren't for their timely intervention, this country would have been destroyed many times over in the last 60 years. They have saved us at least four times.
I will make sacrifices, maybe a virgin or two, or a few animals, or whatever it is that the gods like these days. I wish we could be like the Chinese and burn fake paper money and be done with it. The Chinese gods are not really up to speed with fake currency detection, so monopoly money works. The latest god likes animals, maybe we can sacrifice a virtual goat or something.
But before I get carried away with the whole sacrifice ritual, let me tell you what makes me really happy. The fundamentalists of all flavours want us to go back to the time of whenever they launched their roadshows. The way that we are being saved every few years by the gods, it is reminiscent of those wonderful ages. So the fundamentalists can join in the celebrations. We welcome all kinds.
Since I cannot write anything about FL, I will desist. I don't want to spend three years in jail, that being the penalty for writing anything against him. My only plaintive wish is that he do something about the things he is complaining against. The question that comes to mind is that if things are so screwed up, who was in-charge? That is a rhetorical question.
I have no hope for us, so let the festivities begin.
I will make sacrifices, maybe a virgin or two, or a few animals, or whatever it is that the gods like these days. I wish we could be like the Chinese and burn fake paper money and be done with it. The Chinese gods are not really up to speed with fake currency detection, so monopoly money works. The latest god likes animals, maybe we can sacrifice a virtual goat or something.
But before I get carried away with the whole sacrifice ritual, let me tell you what makes me really happy. The fundamentalists of all flavours want us to go back to the time of whenever they launched their roadshows. The way that we are being saved every few years by the gods, it is reminiscent of those wonderful ages. So the fundamentalists can join in the celebrations. We welcome all kinds.
Since I cannot write anything about FL, I will desist. I don't want to spend three years in jail, that being the penalty for writing anything against him. My only plaintive wish is that he do something about the things he is complaining against. The question that comes to mind is that if things are so screwed up, who was in-charge? That is a rhetorical question.
I have no hope for us, so let the festivities begin.
posted by Xoff at 11/05/2007 06:50:00 AM
2 Comments:
lol,....i can't get 3 years for calling him a bull shit artist,possibly get my visa declined, now,....boo hoo, hoo.
fl probably has no idea what rhetorical means,...must have been the aliens that created the situation,...you know those green men are always looking for an opportunity to de-stabilize otherwise "perfect" countries.what ever can a state of emergency do to rectify the shit...would love someone to tell me.
Its the bloody martians, I tell you!!
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